Dissident Aggressor Joins Our Artist Roster! by orlandooom407
July 25, 2011, 8:54 pm
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While these brand new thrashers have yet to been photographed together they did provide me with this deliciously retro logo. These caustically wild metal fanatics have also just made their debut release available on, where else, bandcamp!

Check out their music, FOR FREE, at this link: http://dissidentaggressor.bandcamp.com/

Here’s some bio information below:

“After rising to fame with the hit “Throbbing Rod”, Dissident Aggressor got caught up on the roller coaster of fame. After John Farran was convicted of manslaughter for exploding a man’s head with a 20 foot speaker and sentenced to 12 years in prison 2005, the band seemed to be over. But Satan would not allow it. He chose now to be the time for the antichrist to rise and save Dissident Aggressor. …A charismatic politician was the perfect cover, and Satan’s son easily won the presidency. Barack Obama’s first official act as president was to pardon John, and with many years in prison as inspiration, John had a plethora of explosively brutal songs. With Taylor Leamy’s depressingly pathetic life to draw from, he too was easily able to write lyrics for songs. But Jake Ettison’s old life as a pirate was still haunting him, and he sank deeper into the lifestyle of flying blimps and hanging out with Charlie Sheen. It was a very dark time for the drummer of Dissident Aggressor. But from the ashes, rose a phoenix. While on one of his week long coke binge/blimp flights (Jake was known to stay in the air for up to a week at a time with nothing but cocaine and drums wearing only a loincloth), he began writing drum tracks to the songs that were written. The completed songs sounded so good that Jake was cured of his cocaine addiction. After being put on the cover of Time magazine for finding a cure for drug addiction, Dissident Aggressor released their album Agonizing Demise on their own, simply burning copies of it on blank cd r’s. Rolling Stone calls it ‘so innovative’ and ‘the most creative thing since putting parental advisory labels as the cover of your album to look explicit’. They were ‘tired of dealing with the record companies and everyone loving you and having such big dicks.’ So today Dissident Aggressor is getting back to it’s roots, only choosing to play in smaller venues instead of the stadiums they could still easily fill. “Who knows what’s in store for Dissident Aggressor next?”, John said in an interview recently. “I just know that after we recieved the award for being the best band ever, I realized that kicking ass all of the time isn’t everything.. You have to fuck bitches sometimes too, ya know?”
Too true. Check ’em out!

-Jared Oates Haggard


Fire in the Cave to Debut With Yob This Friday! by orlandooom407

I’m pleased to finally post this on the blog. I wasn’t going to write a show preview for this show as 3/4 of the lineup needs no introduction. So, I’ll just post this flier (click for facebook event) and inform everyone reading that this show will be the first show for my band: Fire in the Cave. Click the flier for ticket ordering information! Can’t wait to see everyone out tomorrow night 😀

-Jared Oates Haggard

Funny Filler Monday by orlandooom407
July 18, 2011, 1:44 pm
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Thanks to Orlandooom’s own Taylor Sulouff for bringing this photo of himself to my attention:

Maybe Rick Scott will read this and feel guilty for what he- hahahaha yeah right. Doom Shall Rule.

-Jared Oates Haggard

We Have a Winner! by orlandooom407
July 15, 2011, 6:34 pm
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Congratulations to Orlandooom’s own Titus Oates for submitting the winning caption for Hail Hornet photo caption contest on Metalsucks.net. Here’s the picture of this suave online dater:

The winning caption:  “Don’t worry ladies! The gas mask is just for show. My other Axe is a body spray.”

Still laughing at this one, congratulations Ryan on winning! Thanks go out to MetalSucks.net for hosting such awesome contests!

Source: http://www.metalsucks.net/?s=hail+hornet

UPDATE – It seems that I, myself, have actually won this contest as well. Here was my caption: ” “19/M shredder seeking Nu Metal princess for serious relationship or show buddy. Must be HIV+ and a fan of Nu Era.”

-Jared Oates Haggard

HOT GRAVES 7″ RELEASE SHOWS (around FLA) (via SataniK Recordings) by orlandooom407
July 15, 2011, 1:41 pm
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Hey guys, just making everyone aware that Hot Graves alongside Shroud Eater and Ether will be running through a handful of shows this weekend around Florida.

HOT GRAVES 7" RELEASE SHOWS (around FLA) this tuesday July 19th the vinyl 7" release ov the DESECRATION TIME EP by HOT GRAVES will finally be realized and in the market for people to enjoy via the awesome folks at GREYHAZE RECORDS (http://greyhazerecords.com/), BUT we will be having shows around Floorida where you can cop the new joint from us, along with the new T-Shirt which features the cover art, and a button which also has the cover art on, along with our other assortment ov swag. … Read More

via SataniK Recordings

Big Business – Hilarious Live Video by orlandooom407

Having just seen Helms Alee, Big Business and Torche tear The Social in half last night, I felt an explanation was necessary for Jared’s(Big Business) broken amp he mentioned between songs. Luckily I was made aware of this hilarious video captured during their set from Tampa on July 11th.Make sure to watch the whole thing, as the following highlights will occur:

1. The most ear shattering feedback ever

2. Jared playing his amp like a guitar, and then proceeding to further create feedback by banging on it.

3. Jared spazzing out in the crowd doing only vocals.

4. Other drunken madness

Just watch the damn thing: